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1. A man in US sees a woman beeing chased by a dog. dog is abbout to bite the woman when the man kicks the dog. reporter sees it and says”that was great the head
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some text misssing will get the rest later
2. line for newspaper…US CITIZEN SAVES A LADY FROM DOG
man says that he is not US citizen
the repoter says ” ok the head line will be LOCAL HERO SAVES A LADY FROM DOG”
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mone text missin get you later
to this the ma says i’m a Pakistani
… the newspaper lines read the next day as…TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG!!!
3 Customer: How much is that tie?
Salesman: Forty dollars.
Customer: Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that much money.
Salesman: But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck
4. From Production Director
To Production Manager
“By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total eclipse
of the sun at nine O’clock tomorrow morning. If it is raining we
shall not be able to see it very well on site, in our best
clothes. In that case, the disappearance of the sun will be
followed through in the canteen. This is something that we cannot
see happen every day”.
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