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After death, a woman reaches to GOD.

Devil welcomes her like anything. And asked her where she would prefer to stay……………..in Heaven or in Hell.

“Actually, I think I’ve made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven”

Women replied.

“Sorry, we have rules….”

First of all, you must have visited both the places and………then reply. Then both Devil and women went to hell. The doors opened, she found herself in a beautiful golf course. All her friends, fellow executives were well dressed and were cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and enjoyed a fantastic dinner at night.

The next day devil took her to the Heaven.

Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven. So she spent the next 24 hours

lounging around on clouds and playing the hard and singing . She had great

time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up, Devil came and got her

from there.

So you have spent a day in hell and you have spent a day in heaven.

What is your choice???????

The women thought for a while and then replied, “Well I never thought I’d

say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a

better time in Hell”.

Then the Devil took the lady again to the Hell.

This time when the doors opened she found herself standing in a desolate

wasteland covered in garbage and filth. Her all friends were picking up the

garbage and putting it in sacks.

Women immediately shocked and asked “what is this”. Yesterday when I

visited every thing was fine and today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The devil looked at here and told ………………….

“Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you are an employee.”

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