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Jonny Jonny

Published August 18th, 2008 in Funny SMS, Jokes Collection, Little Jonny Jokes, SMS Collection | No Comments »

Jonny jonny
ji papa
Khai chini
na na na
bola jhooth
na papa
Muh kholo (more…)

In shortcut ur ullu

Published July 30th, 2008 in Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, SMS Collection | No Comments »

Ur Ultimate
Ur Logicall
Ur Lovely
Ur Unpredictable (more…)

SMS Jokes

Published July 25th, 2008 in Funny SMS, SMS Collection | No Comments »

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - “beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.”

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach :
Son:Praaji , Ise ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

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