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Did you hear of the doctor who went on a ski trip and got lost on the slope? He stamped out ‘help’ and no one could read his writing.
In the moreno vally (California) Recycler:”homing pigeons free to go home. Must live fas, far away.”
What do u call a fish with no eyes?
-FSH
Is it possible to improve upon the classic? A first slandered teacher reportedly handed her class the first part of well known proverbs and asked them to fill in the rest. The result? Some of the new ones make more sense then the original versions…
Don’t bite the hand that ….. Looks dirty
You cant teach an old dog new …. Maths
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll …. Stink in the morning.
A penny saved is …. Not much
Laugh, and the worlds laughs with you; cry and …. You have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen not …. Grounded.
When a blind leadeth a blind …. Get out of the way
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