Roopvati, Gunvati and Dhanvati
Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.
Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.
Archive for June, 2008
Collections of Jokes
I want to make a mint that freshens your breath, but also sends you into a rock-bottom depression.
I’d call it “Lamentos.”
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The good old days… (more…)
The titles of the movie would be :
What if Accountants start producing movies?
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The titles of the movie would be :
1. Munnabhai B.Com
2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai
3. Kaho na Depreciation Hai (more…)
Real Funny Knock Knock Jokes-2
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| Moira. | |
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| Moira Easter Bunnies. | |
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| Howie. | |
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| Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies? | |
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| Chimney. | |
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| Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio? | |
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| Dexter. | |
| Dexter who? | |
| Dexter halls with boughs of holly. |
Cute Love Quote-1
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| “If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.” -Anne Bradstreet |
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| “The best proof of love is trust.” -Dr. Joyce Brothers |
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| “Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.” -Comte DeBussy-Rabutin |
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| “Where there is great love, there are always wishes.” -Willa Cather |
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| “We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together.” -La Bruyere |
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| “You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.” -Anonymous. |
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Cinema theatre in the Village
Once upon a time. There was just one cinema theatre in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen, the owner of the theatre, had installed a khaadi dhoti.
The villagers were very happy (more…)
Sardar and Hidden Camera
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”
Kitne admi they?
Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Real Funny Knock Knock Jokes-1
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| Ammonia. | |
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| Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage. | |
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| Tank! | |
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| You’re welcome! | |
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| Wendy. | |
| Wendy Who? | |
| Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing’ Along… | |
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| Knock Knock! | |
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| Yo momma. | |
| Yo momma, who? | |
| Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door! |
