SMS, Jokes and e-mail Messages!!

Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

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Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.

Happy Birthday

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For the world, i’s just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.

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Before the clock strikes 12,
let me take the opportunity,
to let you know that you,
have grown a year more…
Happy birthday

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Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

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Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

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A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday …….

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The sun had rised from the east
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

It makes me so happy
It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say ” Its too early. Let me sleep again.”

No Shadows 2 Depress U,
No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U…
Good Morning!

See outside the Window,
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

Wishing u…………….
Wishing u…………….
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money…………………

Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd… Good Morng…………..

With petals of Roses,
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning….

The Polite way To Go For A Pee!

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’

Michael said, ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’

The teacher responded by saying, ‘That would be rude and impolite. What about you Paul, how would you say it?’

Paul said, ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’

‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?’

‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after dinner.’

The teacher fainted.