Jun. 21 - Villagers in India marry two frogs to please the rain Gods - in the hopes the region will get good monsoon rains.
The villagers believe that it is due to God’s blessings that they receive rainfall on time.
They organised the marriage of frogs to celebrate the occasion and expressed their gratitude to God so that they continue to be blessed with rains in future too.
Penny Tweedie reports. Watch the Video (more…)
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