SMS, Jokes and e-mail Messages!!

Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Lady Doctor : Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Raman : Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai… “Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.”

Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

Ek tha Raja…

Ek thi Rani…

Donon mar gaye khatam kahani.

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Neechay kya lash dhoond rahay ho??? Bola na kahani khatam.

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Kick off ur shoes,take a break
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that’s simply Great!!! Happy B’Day….

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday …….

Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. …….

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.”

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS
MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY
xtra   special ekdum mast n (In HINDI)
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra   special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B’DAY 2 U…
i know its ur birthday 2day.
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i   shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.(In URDU)
Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. ‘Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx   years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my   Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses’

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative…being accepted for who you are…being able to pick up right where you left off…sharing, talking, and laughing…Friendship is about us, and for that I’m grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

This day, when the most beautiful female
‘This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.’

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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